The Turkey Milking Man

Timid in the real world,

Weak as a lamb,

Until he’s milking turkeys,

Like the turkey milker can.

Lost in a force of fear,

America fan,

But when he’s milking turkeys

He’s the turkey milking man.

Squeeze it tight,

Do it right,

Turkey man,

Yuletide jam.

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© PinkyBinks

3 responses to “The Turkey Milking Man”

  1. EarthDrifter Avatar

    Sounds like hell on earth except for the yuletide jam. 🙂

    I also don’t understand this Americaworshipping throughout the globe. Is it media conditioning? Can we blame television?

    1. pinkybinks Avatar

      Hilarious ED. It’s about greed, i think.

  2. pinkybinks Avatar

    Reblogged this on pinky binks and commented:

    Splat!!

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